Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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