Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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