I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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