If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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