ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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Let's paint friendship bongs
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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