Non-Jews are for practice
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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