i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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