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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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