Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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