If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
is that a dick in a sweater?
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It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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