so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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