You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
babies were throwing up all over the place
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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