Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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