I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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