hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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