guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
40s are totally the cure
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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