I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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