How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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