How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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