Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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