Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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