a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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