The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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