i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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