I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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