She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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