You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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