I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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