I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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