I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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