words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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