Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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