just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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