Sry I called you an 8
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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