no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You made out with two different species that night
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
The adults are the big ones right?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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