if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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