If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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