Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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