I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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