I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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