so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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