Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
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He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I smell like Dick and happiness
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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