The maid of honor just puked.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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