Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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