STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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