So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
you had me at cake vodka
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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