Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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