After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
