any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Randomize
