White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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