if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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