He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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