you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You're like the curious george of whores
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
