rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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